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metal-socks:

People about the new 3DS be like “Why the fuck is Nintendo making a new one?” but back then it was like

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"Here’s three GBAs and two regular Gameboys"

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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

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misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

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baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

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  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
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  • Question: how often do you have sex? - Anonymous
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    How often is your dad “working late”?

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englland:

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englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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kickstartaholic:

this will always be my favorite vine ever

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